It's Monday: is everyone still alive?

Agreed — I'm on my third cup of coffee too, and I'm spacing out the moment I open my eyes.

Mondays are just like that. I stick to a routine of going to bed at 12 and waking up at 6 on Sunday nights, and it helps a bit. The first two weeks are brutal, but after about a month your body adjusts. But this varies from person to person, so it's not really a useful method for people who work overtime often haha

Two cups of coffee feels a bit low. I need one more after lunch to get through the afternoon.